The Poodle Speaks

[kyle_valenti]

While I'm glad that she has nothing to refret [sic] and that her kid just turned fice [sic], I really don't think that calling me a poodle is all that productive. Nor will it lead to me wanting more to do with her.

I mean, come on. I'm obviously a Jack Russell terrier.

Comments

[wild-callie.livejournal.com]

ooc: *laughs* that's very funny :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_valentino_/]

ooc: :-D Thanks. Pup's feeling ornery today.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_alienated_/]

The mindless drone says you're being far too sensitive about this, poodle boy.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_valentino_/]

Well, that's because you're mindless. I don't think things bother drones.

And don't make me bite your ankles, because I will.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_alienated_/]

We drones are too busy fucking for things like this to bother us.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_valentino_/]

Then I obviously need to be a drone. Though I should be too busy humping legs to let this bother me...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_alienated_/]

That's all I'm saying.

Hump away, poodle boy. Just stay off my leg. *grins*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_valentino_/]

Okay, but what about the rest of you?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_alienated_/]

Fair game.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_valentino_/]

*smiles*

Very good to know. 'Specially since you're my preferred humpee.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_alienated_/]

I will choose to be flattered.

Although 'humpee' is just wrong.

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[farther-up.livejournal.com]

I was thinking a Golden Retriever might be closer to nose on, but whatever makes you happiest.

Re: not really here

[http://users.livejournal.com/_valentino_/]

Hmm, I was thinking short and stocky *grins* but I like yours better.

*sigh* I know you're not really here, but we miss you, Max.

Re: not really here

[farther-up.livejournal.com]

You're not yappy enough to be a little dog. Little dogs have no sense of serenity... which you seem to have... occasionally. *smiles*

Soon. I've been having weird dreams. I think it means something is happening. So yes, soon.

Re: not really here

[http://users.livejournal.com/_valentino_/]

I can deal with being a serene retriever. *smile*

I can also deal with soon. And when you say weird, are we talking Michael in lederhosen weird? Or message from beyond weird? Because I'm not really sure what lederhosen would symbolize.

Re: not really here

[farther-up.livejournal.com]

No lederhosen, Kyle. Despite my current place of residence, I'm not insane enough to spend hours contemplating Michael in painted leather shorts. Well, not completely insane. *Max considers his last dream and frowns*

It's more like... remember back home when a really massive storm was coming and it almost felt like there was electricity tingling under your skin, but the sky hadn't let loose yet... It's like that. Soon. Something is going to happen soon. I just know it.

Re: not really here

[http://users.livejournal.com/_valentino_/]

Oh, wow, okay, that's much more ominous. I hope that whatever it is will be good. It has to be, because it really can't get much worse. Can it?

[totallynormal.livejournal.com]

So can I do your hair in one of those floofy cuts? I could probably even handle the wrist and ankle puffs...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_valentino_/]

*big smile* Isabel!!

You do realize that you're the only person I'd actually considering saying yes to, right?

[totallynormal.livejournal.com]

I don't know if that's a ringing endorsement of my styling skills, or really just...sad. *grin*

Hey, Kyle. How's life these days?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_valentino_/]

Hmm, can it be both? Mainly skills?

Life is...good. How about you? How was the traveling?

[totallynormal.livejournal.com]

I'll take skills. But I don't think you'd look good as a poodle, anyway.

I'm getting there, sort of. Would you believe there are over two hundred giant lumberjacks in the country? They're all pretty crappy looking, and they all look pretty much the same, but I think I saw most of them.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_valentino_/]

You are now truly a woman of the world. Did you see any giant rubberband balls for old times' sake?

[totallynormal.livejournal.com]

No, I kinda figured that if you've seen one of those, you've seen them all.

I did, however, get to assist in the creation of the world's largest dish of sauerkraut. It smelled. Didn't taste very good, either. But it was something to do?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_valentino_/]

Please tell me that right after that you assisted in the creation of the world's longest hot dog.