Kyle Valenti (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
kyle_valenti) wrote2006-02-10 11:32 am
kyle_valenti) wrote2006-02-10 11:32 am
Self meme on a bus
Kyle takes out a notepad and reads the questions he printed out. Bus trips are boring, he can't get into his email account, so he's forced to resort to doing this for entertainment.
1. Your Name: Kyle Valenti
2. Are we friends? I've known me my whole life, but I wouldn't say we're friends.
3. Do you have a crush/attracted to me? Does masturbation count as attraction?
4. Would you kiss me? And risk straining my lips? Um, no.
5. ...with tongue? Now I'm getting ridiculous.
6. Would you enjoy it? I'd rather be kissing someone else, truth be told.
7. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out? I always go out with me. I don't even have to ask.
8. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? Depends on what's playing.
9. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: I'm my own best friend by default. Though that's not interesting. I only like the cream in oreos.
10. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? I always do.
11. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? Kyle, I think I smell. And I dress funny.
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? Not if I started the rumor myself.
13. Do you think I'm a good person? Good is a relative term. I don't hurt others, so I'm good that way. But I leave no impression so I'm no good that way. As a person, I think I'm taupe.
14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? I wouldn't dream of saying no.
15. Do you think I'm hot? No. Big no. No to the nth power.
16. Would you call me just because? No. I'd call me Kyle. Sheesh.
17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you? Considering my problems are very rarely about me, I'd say yes.
18. If you could change anything about me, would you? The shirt. I did mention I smell and dress funny, right?
19. Would you have sex with me? See number three, substitute "sex" for "attraction."
20. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? I'd actually like to do anything BUT hang out with me.
21. What do you like most about me (looks and/or personality)? Are those the only choices? If so, I'd say lo...per...lo... Let's say those aren't the only choices. What I like most about me is that I know when I'm not needed anymore. I'm like the Lone Ranger or Kung Fu that way. I head out of town when my work is done.
22. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? I've already filled it out for me so no need!
1. Your Name: Kyle Valenti
2. Are we friends? I've known me my whole life, but I wouldn't say we're friends.
3. Do you have a crush/attracted to me? Does masturbation count as attraction?
4. Would you kiss me? And risk straining my lips? Um, no.
5. ...with tongue? Now I'm getting ridiculous.
6. Would you enjoy it? I'd rather be kissing someone else, truth be told.
7. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out? I always go out with me. I don't even have to ask.
8. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? Depends on what's playing.
9. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: I'm my own best friend by default. Though that's not interesting. I only like the cream in oreos.
10. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? I always do.
11. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? Kyle, I think I smell. And I dress funny.
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? Not if I started the rumor myself.
13. Do you think I'm a good person? Good is a relative term. I don't hurt others, so I'm good that way. But I leave no impression so I'm no good that way. As a person, I think I'm taupe.
14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? I wouldn't dream of saying no.
15. Do you think I'm hot? No. Big no. No to the nth power.
16. Would you call me just because? No. I'd call me Kyle. Sheesh.
17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you? Considering my problems are very rarely about me, I'd say yes.
18. If you could change anything about me, would you? The shirt. I did mention I smell and dress funny, right?
19. Would you have sex with me? See number three, substitute "sex" for "attraction."
20. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? I'd actually like to do anything BUT hang out with me.
21. What do you like most about me (looks and/or personality)? Are those the only choices? If so, I'd say lo...per...lo... Let's say those aren't the only choices. What I like most about me is that I know when I'm not needed anymore. I'm like the Lone Ranger or Kung Fu that way. I head out of town when my work is done.
22. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? I've already filled it out for me so no need!